Meet the Gladiators. Only this time Ulri-caca won’t be fucking her way through them!

Lycra fetishists of the world unite

For anyone interested in a fit bloke climbing up a wall in Lycra shot from underneath (that probably ticks most boxes – front boxes and back boxes), you’ll be pleased to hear that Gladiators returneth. Yay! On Sky One. Boo!

But wouldn’t you be gutted if, like one female Glad, your name was Battleaxe? ‘Tis true. The other names are Atlas, Destroyer, Enigma (isn’t that an alcopop?), Ice (isn’t that an alcopop?) Inferno (are they all named after alcopops?), Panther (who’s black!), Predator, Spartan, Tempest, Tornado and our favourite – because it reminds us of a night out in London’s glittering Soho on bottles of Enigma, Ice and Inferno – Oblivion.

Well, they’re backer than back-fat. And the real good news: no sight of leathery old Ulrika.

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2 comments to “Meet the Gladiators. Only this time Ulri-caca won’t be fucking her way through them!”

  1. oooh I’m getting moist for Spartan (aka Roderick from Grantham, next to red-head with a full gusset), he’s got that macho jazz-hands pose down to a tee. Unfortunately I live in a listed cottage and can’t have satellite dishes attached to my exterior so i’ll be missing out on his pugil stick action :(

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  2. Not really up to the standards of the old Cobra, are they? I used to really quite like him …

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