Oh, look who’s playing Bill Sykes opposite the telly Nancy!

You so would!

Bang goes Danny Dyer’s cred (and boom goes his bank balance) as he gets ready to wear some hopefully form-fitting 19th century trousers in the up-coming glittering West End production of Oliver-exclamation-mark that they’re finding the Nancy for on BBC of a Saturday evening.

Only thing is, mouthy old Danny, who’s perfect for brutal Bill Sykes, couldn’t keep ‘is norf and sarf shut about the quality of the Nancy on offer: ‘I don’t fancy any of those Nancys,’ he said at a party last night. ‘They’re all rubbish. It’s more like “I’ll do anything to be on TV”.’

He’ll be appearing (and singing one song!) opposite – we hope – Fat Nancy and Rowan Atkinson as Fagin. 

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5 comments to “Oh, look who’s playing Bill Sykes opposite the telly Nancy!”

  1. I am not familiar with this rent boy. But will be happy to bequeth the title of Council Home Douche Bag…..ISlight applause from Di , Margaret, and Queen Mum…..)

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  2. Isn’t he off-of homophobe?

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  3. Thank the sweet Lord La Dyer is featured on this site. I can state categorically that Danny loves us irons and is only too happy to sign a copy of Attitude that the picture featured here comes from. Why, he would even let us do a line off his cock.

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  4. Dyer you’re on fire! I loves me some Canning Town crumpet. And I can concur with Pilar- he is in no way homophobic, and on the 2nd time I met him,he told me he fucking loved me, gave me a big hug and said ‘I fucking fucking love ya’. He also said he couldn’t give a cunt if you’re gay or straight. So NO, he is not homophobic. I on the other hand am, you bunch of ginger beers.

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  5. He is such a cunt. The true, walking-talking definition of cunt.

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