Madonna, Celine Dion, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and the baby Jesus are all related.

Uncanny.

One of those may not be true.

Anyways, someone who has rather a lot of time on their dolly hands has uncovered something that we’ve been suspecting for quite. Some. Time.

Madonna, Celine Dion and dearest Camilla off-of Royals are related.

For they all can trace back their ancestory to *insert drum roll* some French carpenter bloke called Zacharie Cloutier, who was making nice things out of wood back in the early 17th Century.

*gasps from the audience*

How do we know this? ‘Cause ancestory.co.uk – a new and ‘citing interdolly site that isn’t looking for press oh no siree – said so.

In fact, Simon Harper off-of ancestory.co.uk had this to say on the matter:

‘The fact that Camilla and Madonna are related, however distantly, highlights the truly unpredictable and entertaining nature of family history research.’

We’re related to Diana Ross (Dad’s side).

The end.

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2 comments to “Madonna, Celine Dion, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and the baby Jesus are all related.”

  1. Well NONE of them are related to me, Thank You very much. God Saved me! The rest of you, well, it’s a mystery.

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