One of those may not be true.
Anyways, someone who has rather a lot of time on their dolly hands has uncovered something that we’ve been suspecting for quite. Some. Time.
Madonna, Celine Dion and dearest Camilla off-of Royals are related.
For they all can trace back their ancestory to *insert drum roll* some French carpenter bloke called Zacharie Cloutier, who was making nice things out of wood back in the early 17th Century.
*gasps from the audience*
How do we know this? ‘Cause ancestory.co.uk – a new and ‘citing interdolly site that isn’t looking for press oh no siree – said so.
In fact, Simon Harper off-of ancestory.co.uk had this to say on the matter:
‘The fact that Camilla and Madonna are related, however distantly, highlights the truly unpredictable and entertaining nature of family history research.’
We’re related to Diana Ross (Dad’s side).