It’s not like the world and his live-in-lover didn’t know, but it is officially official. Derren Brown is a gay

Looking in your big Brown eyeeeee

Derren Brown has broken lady hearts (singular) the world over by officially coming out as a big old gayer. He apologised to said femme fanatics, saying, ‘I’m desperately sorry to the girls who may have a crush on me. If any of them want to try and turn me… no, no, I shouldn’t say that.’

The Brown one went on to explain the perils of leaving that overcrowded closet, ‘Coming out when you are in the public eye is one of those things that isn’t an issue to yourself, your friends or your family. But you have to make a statement about it. You have to be open and up front – or you end up turning it into a dark secret in your mind.’

Or worse joining a religious cult beginning with Scient and ending with ology.

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5 comments to “It’s not like the world and his live-in-lover didn’t know, but it is officially official. Derren Brown is a gay”

  1. well, no surprise there then

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  2. Gay or not, he still bores me to tears.

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  3. Sorry, who is he?

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  4. Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you’re under. I have not been taking your underwear home, putting it on in my bedroom and then parading up and down in front of the mirror going (running his hands over his body) ‘Oh, oh, oh, oh’. Three, two, one… You’re back in the room.

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  5. Derren Brown really knows how to put a smile on a ladies pants, and he is a very tender lover

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