Derren Brown has broken lady hearts (singular) the world over by officially coming out as a big old gayer. He apologised to said femme fanatics, saying, ‘I’m desperately sorry to the girls who may have a crush on me. If any of them want to try and turn me… no, no, I shouldn’t say that.’
The Brown one went on to explain the perils of leaving that overcrowded closet, ‘Coming out when you are in the public eye is one of those things that isn’t an issue to yourself, your friends or your family. But you have to make a statement about it. You have to be open and up front – or you end up turning it into a dark secret in your mind.’
Or worse joining a religious cult beginning with Scient and ending with ology.