Sorry for the language there, Momma. But seriously, this is Ricki Lake’s ‘new boyfriend’.
How hotty le hot le hotness off-of hot, non?
Reminds us of the time we went out, hand in hand with our lumpen ‘girlfriends’, and a pap took an opportune pic and the next day all ‘n’ sundry were squealing, ‘Look at that lumpen *insert name of female famous* and her new boyfriend.’
If you catch our drift.
*starts singing the Victoria Wood ditty ‘Let’s Do It’, particularly the line, ‘Bend me over backwards on my hostess trolley’*
ps. That shirt’s making our eyes go funny.
pps. So’s the floor.
ppps. People, the white wee happened way back.