You know Madonna was rude about the Tube the other day? Someone punched her in the face.

Dirty bitch.

Oh noooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooooo-oo-o-o, that’s just silly.

Or is it?

No, really, it is.

Is it?

Mmm-hmm.

‘Cause Madonna didn’t really get punched in the face, oh no – though sometimes we feel she could do with a good slap just, you know, ’cause she comes out with a whole load of dog shit a whole lot of the time. Which is by no means a criticism – some of our best friends come out with a whole load of dog shit a whole lot of the time.

Anyways, this is what is known in the business of show, as a celebrity mugshot. S’true. What happened is, some people – or professional crazed fans – took time out of their busy schedules to create pretty pictures of what various famouses might look like were they, you know, criminals or something. You know what a mugshot is, non? We don’t have to explain that, do we?

And here’s one of our dear Majesty the Queen…

Awww, Queeny.

*WE WILL FIND THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!*

Oh, here they are!

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3 comments to “You know Madonna was rude about the Tube the other day? Someone punched her in the face.”

  1. I, like, believed you then. Only for a second, mind. But a second’s better than nothing, lemme tell yous.

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  2. I look strangely giddy in this picture.

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  3. Urgh. You got my hopes up then. I thought old Greasy Muff (tm Julie Burchill) had finally got the bitch-slapping she deserves…

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