Oh noooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooooo-oo-o-o, that’s just silly.
Or is it?
No, really, it is.
‘Cause Madonna didn’t really get punched in the face, oh no – though sometimes we feel she could do with a good slap just, you know, ’cause she comes out with a whole load of dog shit a whole lot of the time. Which is by no means a criticism – some of our best friends come out with a whole load of dog shit a whole lot of the time.
Anyways, this is what is known in the business of show, as a celebrity mugshot. S’true. What happened is, some people – or professional crazed fans – took time out of their busy schedules to create pretty pictures of what various famouses might look like were they, you know, criminals or something. You know what a mugshot is, non? We don’t have to explain that, do we?
And here’s one of our dear Majesty the Queen…
*WE WILL FIND THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!*
Oh, here they are!