It’s a Friday! School’s out (mind you, school’s pretty much always out if you share a mum with Shannon Matthews) so what better way to celebrate than with a round up of our fave game… cue Harry Hill music… Famous Men That Look Like Lesbians.
Number One on my list of lezzers is the porky one off-of BBC3, James Corden. Can’t you see the lovely James as Janine, running a successful West Hampstead-based landscape gardening company called Sister Soil with her partner Veronica aka Ronnie?
Coming in at Number Two is the man you know as Top Gear hottie Richard Hammond. But I know him better as Ricki, who heads up the Masters programme called Women, Violence and Conflict at London Metropolitan University and dates a lady called Lee.
Finally, I give you Pope Benedict XVI. Or Benedetta as I know her, who was the unmarried headmistress of a German girls school in Hamburg for forty years.
Let’s see what you got, bitches!