Fag Hag Diary

Emily Dean - not like a lesbian

Friday

It’s a Friday! School’s out (mind you, school’s pretty much always out if you share a mum with Shannon Matthews) so what better way to celebrate than with a round up of our fave game… cue Harry Hill music… Famous Men That Look Like Lesbians.

Number One on my list of lezzers is the porky one off-of BBC3, James Corden. Can’t you see the lovely James as Janine, running a successful West Hampstead-based landscape gardening company called Sister Soil with her partner Veronica aka Ronnie?

Coming in at Number Two is the man you know as Top Gear hottie Richard Hammond. But I know him better as Ricki, who heads up the Masters programme called Women, Violence and Conflict at London Metropolitan University and dates a lady called Lee.

Finally, I give you Pope Benedict XVI. Or Benedetta as I know her, who was the unmarried headmistress of a German girls school in Hamburg for forty years.

Let’s see what you got, bitches!

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13 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. David off-of Coronation Street.

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  2. KD Lang. Oh.

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  3. Chace Crawford.

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  4. Peter Pan

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  5. Anyone with northern hair.

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  6. Ray Quin.

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  7. Ellen DeGeneres.
    Oh.
    No I know… Ellen DeGeneres.

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  8. Lady off Eton Road!!!!!!

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  9. Michael Douglas.

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  10. Cliff Richard.

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  11. The Duchess of Cornwall

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  12. Leonardo DiCaprio and Wayne Rooney (if he had longer hair and pulled on a pair of dungarees).

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