*by whom we mean Liza Tarbuck. By whom we mean Fatty Tarbuck. By whom we mean the lumpen trout who was a complete cunt the last time we interviewed her, mistakenly under the impression she was Diana Ross or someone of a similar ilk. Oooh, ilk. A fact that totally ruined Linda Green for us.
Anyways, back to the point. Harry Hill – who we j’adore and then j’adore summore – has a new show. It’s called Soapington Way, and it’s a spoof type thing of, well, soaps. Like Corrie Street and ‘Stenders and the like. Harry stars as pub landlord Arthur Buttons, with Liza ‘with a Zzzzzzzz’ Tarbuck, Mark Benton (The Street/Early Doors/Nationwide ads [bet he hates that]) and Kate Robbins (can’t think, but she gets around) co-staring.
Pilot’s done, we’re poised avec Hello Kitty pen in order to make notes, etc and blah.