Hello. We’d like to introduce you to our new boyfriend. He’s not fully aware of the news, but is thought to be thrilled all the same.
So anyway, we think you’re really going to get on. He’s called Dave Salmoni, he’s a televisual presenter in Canadialand, is fond of an animal, and hosts After the Attack on Animal Planet. And he has big tits. And he’s got a hair band on his right hand. May not be a hair band, but he’s not returning our calls to let us know either way.
Look at more pictures of Dave Salmoni after Jumpy. Ooh, there’s also a video of him wherein he takes off ALL his clothes plural and you get to see his back bottom. You’d get to see his front bottom too, if only some dirty prude hadn’t fuzzed it out. You know, like the way they fuzz out the Coke bottles on American Idol even though we know full well they’re Coke bottles so ’tis in fact some bizarre bluff-advertising strategy that doesn’t break any product placement rules. S’true.
*SO has a white wee*
ps. Thankings to these people for drawing our attention to this gennelman. We’ll live happily ever after. Cheers, thanks-a-lot.
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Oh, me me me - I J’ADORE your new boyfriend!
Me likey.
The lovely man in the video is Bear Grylls. I’d do both of them, at once, together……..
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I’d like to spawn upstream with some Dave Salmoni or Dave Salami.
Yum.
See, it’s things like this are why I’m moving to Vancouver in a month.
EdWoody - are you really moving to Vancouver? How fun. Never been, but I’ve heard they do nice Skinny Lattes. Or is that Sydney?
Just so you know the guy in the video isnt the same guy, thats bear grylls from a different TV show, Man Vrs Wild i Think, but Def. not the same guy.
Is it greedy for me to have both?