Do you like our new house in Tenerife? We do. The owners are probably not quite aware we’ve taken up (sporadic) residence, but we’d like to show you round all the same. It’s quite a hot look. Windows are a bugger to wash, but we get a Tilly in to do that sort of thing, so not to worry.
Pool’s lovely, n’est ce pas? Bit of a steep drop, so please, no bombing.