Hello. Can we talk about how hot Sharleen Spiteri looks?

Red's SO a good colour on you.

Sharleen Spiteri – amongst our most j’adored of popsicle singers like, ever – has gone solo on our back bottoms. ie. Texas = ta-ta.

And these are the first images from said solo-ness. And the album’s called Melody, and it’s out July 21st. And it’s a bit Nancy Sinatra, a bit Serge Gainsbourg, a bit Motown, a bit Johnny Cash, a bit cheeeenius.

Oh, and the first single from Melody, ‘All The Times I Cried’, is out July 7th. That’s all a bit Shangri-Las. The 60s styling is making sense

Oh x2: And we’ll be popping questions deep withinside her at a later date. Hooray!

In the midst-time, let’s look at another hotty-la-hot pic of Sharleen… Oh okay then…

Er, fingernails!
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17 comments to “Hello. Can we talk about how hot Sharleen Spiteri looks?”

  1. Sharleen Spiteri?! Madonna?! This fucking website is a shrine to mediocrity. And anyone who isn’t French who uses the expression ‘j’adore’ is automatically a total cunt.

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  2. Oh Dallesandro… calm down dear.
    Mediocrity is an objective thing. Out of interest, who do you think ISN’T mediocre?
    ps. Er, I think they use j’adore ironically.

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  3. Neither Madonna nor Sharleen Spiteri are mediocre, so that makes your comment, Dallesandro, null and void.

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  4. Yet when they don’t arse-lick Kylie Minogue – currently the OED’s definition of mediocrity – they’re accused of being vicious queens. Seriously, some people are just never happy with anything.

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  5. I’m sensing a lot of negativity coming from the Dallesandro camp today, people… Sending warm thoughts…
    NB. I j’adore mediocrity. Who doesn’t?

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  6. Fucking J’ADORE J’ADORE J’ADORE Sharleen Spiteri. Amazing voice, funny person, great song-writer, sexy Scottish accent, nice shiny hair.

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  7. I j’adore Dallesandro. I’d like to go solo on his back bottom.

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  8. Pilar, I’ll have your sloppy seconds. Seconds in inverted commas.

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  9. I find Dallesandro a bit simple. Does he not get that j’adore is a campy joke?

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  10. Oh, Dall, tell us who you j’adore. I’m putting money on Morrissey and Nick Cave. There’s just something about your totally unimaginative negativity and anti-fun stance that makes me think that. Maybe I’m wrong.

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  11. Oh, Dallesandro is SO right. I mean, how could he/she/it not be right, when they’re named after someone who once worked with Andy Warhol … a man who was deeply concerned with artistic integrity. Not.

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  12. the hell with madonna
    three words:

    sharleen spiteri solo

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  13. Oh fuck off ‘Consuela’. What are you, Sharleen Spiteri’s mum?

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  14. No, I’m not. Anymore questions?

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  15. Golly, Consuela, aren’t Kylie’s camp aggressive? So much energy spent over such little (on so many levels) talent. And I squirm at actually having to use the word talent in the same sentence as Kylie.

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  16. I HEART HER !!!!

    BEYOND LOVE !!!

    xx

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  17. Would Sharleen look at a song I’ve written?

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