Pop a question inside of a famous: Jackie Collins. Yes, you heard us – JACKIE COLLINS…! *has a wet wee*

F-yeah, Jackie.

The closest thing to a ‘mo wet dream without involving penage, Jackie Collins is the TransAtlantic superstar-du-fictional-tomes we j’adore from deep withinside our core and beyond – and the only Brit-with-an-LA-drawl that doesn’t elicit the one-finger-salute ’cause she’s just, well, Jackie Collins.

And coz-we’re-nice-like-that, we’re giving you the chance to pop one deep withinside her – you know the drill… ‘Citing, isn’t it.

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25 comments to “Pop a question inside of a famous: Jackie Collins. Yes, you heard us – JACKIE COLLINS…! *has a wet wee*”

  1. Have you ever seen the French & Saunders Luckybitches ‘tribute’ to you and Joan? What did you think? Were you insulted?

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  2. Who are you currently shagging? Lots of people, like in your books?

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  3. What are the ‘hot-button’ issues between you and Joanie?

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  4. Who has better hair – you or Joanie?

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  5. have you ever owned up to who any of your characters are based on? go on. give us a clue to a couple

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  6. Has anyone you ever based one of your characters on ever come up to you and said “How did you KNOW that about me!?!”

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  7. Who’s your favourite author? One dead, one alive. One in-between as well, if you like, as I’m sure there are a few.

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  8. What products do you use in your hair?

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  9. who do you adore most, Kylie, Madonna or Sharleen Spiteri?

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  10. What’s on your bedside table?

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  11. Give us your best sex tip

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  12. Who is your favourite wife of Henry VIII?

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  13. What advice would you give to an ageing one hit wonder and piano player with a few years under her belt since that one hit?

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  14. They often say that the people who talk about sex the most are having the least. Do you find this to be true, as someone who talks about it ONE HELL OF A LOT?

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  15. I’ve never read any of your books, but would like to know the size of the biggest cock you’ve had the pleasure of experiencing. Please state said fact in inches, and if it belonged to a famous, or not. If not, what is the biggest famous cock you’ve had?

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  16. How old is Lucky Santangelo now? Who is she based on? Who would play her in a movie?

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  17. What’s your favourite word?

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  18. What would be the ideal situation to read one of your books? What music, food, location, scenario, etc.

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  19. Which of the cahracters you’ve created would you most like to do the business with and why?

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  20. Who would play YOU in a film of your life? And who would play Joanie?

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  21. How do you rate yourself as a writer, on a scale of 1-10?

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  22. Are you a gay man trapped in a woman’s body?

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  23. Have you been to a gay wedding yet? Are they better than straight ones?

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  24. Have you ever brushed against a lady’s garden?

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  25. […] You popped your hard questions deep withinside of Jackie Collins and she took them like a goodun. Here’s what she had to say… […]

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