Our favourite dirty skank has signed up to do more adverts for deep fat fried orange ‘food’ that in no way, shape or form is bad for you.

Eugh.

Apparently, having a foul-mouthed (not in a good way), lumpen, drug-taking trout as the mouth-piece for your company is a good thing. If you’re company’s Iceland, purveyors of chilled produce, that is.

For Iceland have signed up Kerry Katona off-of *involuntarily retches* for another year of televisualised over-stretched northern vowels, the kind that literally do strip wallpaper.

‘She’s had her problems, but is great on our adverts,’ said someone on medication from Iceland. 

*pops marketing-style-y bonnet on*

Ooh, but it’s the only way people like us will talk about Iceland-or-similar, so maybe it’s, like, you know, genius or something.

Bye.

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2 comments to “Our favourite dirty skank has signed up to do more adverts for deep fat fried orange ‘food’ that in no way, shape or form is bad for you.”

  1. Stop hating on Iceland, it’s the best shop in the world EVER. That’s the truth.

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  2. when is someone going to throw this cunt in a deep fat fryer and be done with it?

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