So, ‘im up there… that’s Eddie Cibrian that is. He’s one o’ those ‘andsome types that’s been doing the rounds for donkey’s years but hasn’t really, you know, hit the time known as really big yet. We don’t mind that. We’re not superficial.
We do, however, love him for his body and for his rugged-in-a-boy-next-door-kinda-way looks and for his normal sized nipples (we’ve been seeing a WHOLE load of small nipples on boys recently. No likey. They’re not even nipples – they’re nipplés) and for wearing a towel that a few inches lower would show his front bottom. No towel at all would be better, but this is a family show, people.
Anyways, the details:
– He’s going to be in Ugly Betty, for three episodes, playing Justin’s gym instructor Coach Diaz. S’true. Do we feel a teenage crush in our waters?
Let’s now have another look at Eddie Cibrian. Also in a small towel. Spooky. IN MOVING PICTURES AND EVERYTHING EXCLAMATION MARK…
This gennelman off-of bummable is going to be in Ugly Betty. Hooray and a hurrah.,