It’s 4 o’ clock already and we’ve not had a ding-dong-sing-along-a-sing-song yet

Mmm, sucky This sing-songs is in honour of today’s statement issued by Dolly Parton regarding Howard ‘twat’ Stern’s cheap gag involving cutting and pasting her voice to make it sounds like she was saying rudeness.

DP said, ‘I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it’s going to be over this. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing.’

Vulgar things like, ‘Johnny Carson had a dark black cock that hung down to his knees and he used to whip the young boys in the face while Bert Reynolds would suck their skinny little arseholes.’


Anyway, back on earth here’s ‘Sneaking Around’ featuring the big bapped wonder and her hairy counterpart…

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