Who in baby Jesus’ name wants to see John Malkovich’s penage?

No. Sorry. No. ‘Not I’ said the Fox.

Ok, so there’s a new book on its way featuring Hollywood cock. No, it’s not all of the second rate quality of the Malkovich nature. It even features cock robin’s from the likes of Daniel Radcliffe (too peado), Ewan McGregor (too Scottish), Richard Gere (too grey).

The authors also goss about size of stars, with Johnny depp being known as ‘Donkey Depp’. Oh yes please.

We also hear how when Sean ‘quiche’ Connery posed nude for an art study, one student reported ‘It was the biggest I’ve ever seen. It made me drop my charcoal pencil.’

Well I never.

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3 comments to “Who in baby Jesus’ name wants to see John Malkovich’s penage?”

  1. Can I pay not to see John Malkovitch? What is the book going to be called – Hollywood and VINE? The BIG Screen?

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  2. […] Who in baby Jesus’ name wants to see John Malkovich’s penage? ‘Not I’ said the Fox. Ok, so there’s a new book on its way featuring Hollywood cock. No, it’s not all of the second rate quality of the Malkovich nature. It even features cock robin’s from the likes of Daniel Radcliffe (too peado), Ewan McGregor (too Scottish), Richard Gere (too grey). The authors also goss about size of stars, with Johnny depp being known as ‘Donkey Depp’. Oh yes please. We also hear how when Sean ‘quiche’ Co Source: Who in baby Jesus’ name wants to see John Malkovich’s penage? […]

  3. Well, I know a man who knows a woman who fucked Sean Connery in the 60s, and apparently she begs to disagree …

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