The Hottie McHot Sisters hot up!

No tongues!

Ladies! Please! Get a freaking room! Our new favourite lesbian couple, S&M – or M&S – have been taking it to second base while revelling in Cannes. It was at the amfAR (AIDS research) fund raiser (that’s why it says amfAR on that lectern) and apart from Shaz moving right on in we have been assured there were funny tickles and general horesplay, the kind that we hope ended up in Shaz’s penthouse with a couple of bottles of Verve and some scratchy underwear and some re-enactments of key scenes from Basic Instinct and Body of Evidence.

The event attracted the likings of Sean Puff P Diddy Daddy Combs (whose lap Sharon sat on, so she’s working hard for the money), Natalie Portman, Nutella Versace, a few Redgrave types and, erm, Cliff Richards. With an even older lady. See the pictures here.

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3 comments to “The Hottie McHot Sisters hot up!”

  1. It’s great that you keep banging on about these two vile, fur-wearing cunts whilst displaying PETA adverts on your site. What the fuck?

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  2. They’re not saying they like ’em, Jill. Not Sharon, anyroad. They’re just writing a story about ’em. Just like I talk about people I hate all the time, like Diana, Princess of Wales who treated me like a cunt.

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  3. Wow that Lady with Cliffy Richards is stunning! My GOD he is really the happy bachelor after all. Why marry when you have got a feast of beauties on the french riveria. SUMMER HOLIDAY!!!

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