George Michael releasing a single with Dita von Teese. Whatever for?

That it?!

Now we hate to repeat ourselves, but George Michael is releasing a single with Dita von Teese. Apparently. So we heard. Allegedly. According to sources.

Now really – not only is Dita von Teese?-We-don’t-think-so! the most overrated rider of oversized martini glasses like, ever, but she’s also really rather dull. We know. We met. She dull. Very. Zzzz. Ooh and another thing… Georgina, honey – Burlesque is so, like *checks notes* two years ago.

Here’s a quote, from a very giddy Dita von Teese:

‘I’m a huge Wham! enthusiast and this will be the highlight of my career. I’ve been perfecting my routine.’

Enthusiast?!

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4 comments to “George Michael releasing a single with Dita von Teese. Whatever for?”

  1. I officially hate this woman. No particular reason, other than she’s pointless.

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  2. And LuLu, she’s using YOUR champagne glass!!!

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  3. I know! Bitch. I should demand 50%.

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  4. If one is a stripper, not a singer, how does one “release a single” with a singer?

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