Now we hate to repeat ourselves, but George Michael is releasing a single with Dita von Teese. Apparently. So we heard. Allegedly. According to sources.
Now really – not only is Dita von Teese?-We-don’t-think-so! the most overrated rider of oversized martini glasses like, ever, but she’s also really rather dull. We know. We met. She dull. Very. Zzzz. Ooh and another thing… Georgina, honey – Burlesque is so, like *checks notes* two years ago.
Here’s a quote, from a very giddy Dita von Teese:
‘I’m a huge Wham! enthusiast and this will be the highlight of my career. I’ve been perfecting my routine.’