Lindsay off-of can’t actually remember has denied partaking of ladies’ business, after pics of a lesbian nature involving Samantha Ronson off-of Mark Ronson did the rounds a few days ago. They showed the two of ’em, you know, touching each other. Eugh.
‘Lindsay and Sam may insist they’re just good friends,’ Source tells the Daily Mirror, ‘but there’s no denying their chemistry. They were holding hands quite openly and Sam was stroking Lindsay’s wrist really affectionately.’
There’s more to that quote but we got bored.
Anyways, this leads us seamlessly to our own lesbian-related incident from London’s glittering Bank Holiday Weekend. Wherein someone withinside this very orifice was attacked by a lesbian. That’s right, pop-pickers, attacked. By a lesbian. A lesbian attack. For why? Because the victim politely asked said attacking lesbian not to push to the front of a (particularly long) queue in a renowned fast food outlet in which everybody else had been waiting for up to half an hour. Her response? ‘Fuck off you queer!’ followed by several punches to the mouth. There was blood and everything.
Now Lezzy, dear, far be it from us to resort to playground tactics, but when you already look like a Honey Monster the last place you ought to be is the queue for a renowned fast food outlet.