Because it would be churlish not to celebrate Kylie’s 40th birthday in some way or other, let’s point and laugh at the official Kylie doll. Which remarkably also looks like it’s had a bungee jump tied to the back of its head, leapt of a cliff, and had the slack cut off. Spooky.

Mmmm, hot.

Also spookily, the man-made content of both human and doll versions is around the same. It’s life imitating art, pop-pickers. Or art imitating life, we can never quite remember.

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  1. Happy birthday Kylie! 40 going on 11…

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  2. Doll’s bloody creepy.

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  3. Looks like it’s emerging from some kind of pupa – which, fact fans, is co-incidentally latin for doll. Don’t say I never teach you anything kids!

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  4. I like her hair.

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  5. It’s actually really rather accurate.

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  6. Jesus H Christ, what an ugly doll.

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