If you go down to Selfridges today, you’re sure of a big surpriiiiise…

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No really! Read on if-you-will…

So Princess Beatrice off-of Royals is doing work experience down London’s glittering Selfridges, as a personal shopper.  Which means, if one is a person and wants to shop in an -al manner,  you can pop down to Sel-fridges and get your personal shopping done by the *counts* fifth in line to the throne. It’s all very ‘citing.

Oh but wait one cotton pickin’ momento… Princess Beatrice – what with being a princess and fifth in line to the throne of Grande Bretagne and her environs – is only ‘working’ three dolly hours a day, and then it’s, like, totally supervised by big burly men lest some non-liker of the Royals wants to do her in, or some such thing.

So let’s rephrase the above: ‘If you go down to Selfridges today and are already well known to the Selfridges staff and are rich and not a security risk to a royal type person and are quite flexible and can fit in Beatrice whenever it suits her and are probably already mates with Beatrice, then you may be in for not-so-big-a-surpriiiiise’.

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2 comments to “If you go down to Selfridges today, you’re sure of a big surpriiiiise…”

  1. I think it’d be fun shopping with Princess Beatrice off-of Royals.

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  2. Do you think any man would tell her ‘what beautiful eyes you have … and I love your smile’. MMm, do you?

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