No really! Read on if-you-will…
So Princess Beatrice off-of Royals is doing work experience down London’s glittering Selfridges, as a personal shopper. Which means, if one is a person and wants to shop in an -al manner, you can pop down to Sel-fridges and get your personal shopping done by the *counts* fifth in line to the throne. It’s all very ‘citing.
Oh but wait one cotton pickin’ momento… Princess Beatrice – what with being a princess and fifth in line to the throne of Grande Bretagne and her environs – is only ‘working’ three dolly hours a day, and then it’s, like, totally supervised by big burly men lest some non-liker of the Royals wants to do her in, or some such thing.
So let’s rephrase the above: ‘If you go down to Selfridges today and are already well known to the Selfridges staff and are rich and not a security risk to a royal type person and are quite flexible and can fit in Beatrice whenever it suits her and are probably already mates with Beatrice, then you may be in for not-so-big-a-surpriiiiise’.