A lovely Queeny story, straight from the mouth of a trout.

Our Betty.

Hello.

Our love for Her Maj is well documented, as you welleth know. So it warmed our cockles it verily did when we learnt of this little tit-bit of life darrrn Balmoral, that nice little gaff of Betty’s up Scotland way – withinside of which it seems HRH isn’t afraid of getting her hands dirty.

Troutster Cherie Blair said so. In an interview with Italian magoizeen, A. Snappy title, non? The tit-bit goes summink like this…

‘The Queen helps clear away the dishes with other members of the Royal Family and the first year I was there I tried to help,’ quoth said trout.

‘But tradition says it is the Queen and her family who have to clear away for their guests. It was extraordinary to watch, especially for someone from my background.’

Yeah Cherie, we know – you is real.

Anyways, back to more pressing matters… Altogether now! ‘We love you Bett-y, we do; we love you Bett-y, we do; we love you Bett-y, we do; ohhhhhhhhhh Bett-y we love you’

*claps hands like a spaz*

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6 comments to “A lovely Queeny story, straight from the mouth of a trout.”

  1. I love a nice story of Betty keeping it real. Go girl.

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  2. What Cherie doesn’t realise is they gobbed on her dinner.

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  3. Hahahahahahahaha! They so did, the dirty Pope-lovin’ but not Queen-lovin’ bitch.

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  4. “Clasps hands like a spaz”

    Great bit of commentary there.

    You should be proud of yourselves.

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  5. Oh shush Simon, stop taking everything so seriously… spaz, bummer, lezzer, cunt, retard… they use ’em all on here, and I love them for it.

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  6. lol

    Maybe I was having one of my more serious moments. But then again not everything in life has to be a cackle though.

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