
Oh hello.
Britain’s oldest man turned 112 today. It’s a very happy occasion.
Britain’s oldest man – pictured above – puts his longevity down to and-we-quote ’cigarettes, whisky and wild women’.
Seriously… this is a family show.
Oh-no-wait-sorry, wrong picture.
*Flicks through folder marked ‘Britain’s oldest non-female codgers’*
This is Britain’s oldest man (Anne’s merely second. GUTTED!).

He’s Henry Allingham. Hello Henry.
We dated briefly. Oddly enough he hasn’t changed in 100 years!