Britain’s oldest man turns 112 today. Rrrrrrappy birthday to you.

112 years old. Who'd'a thunk it.

Oh hello.

Britain’s oldest man turned 112 today. It’s a very happy occasion.

Britain’s oldest man – pictured above – puts his longevity down to and-we-quote ’cigarettes, whisky and wild women’.

Seriously… this is a family show.

Oh-no-wait-sorry, wrong picture.

*Flicks through folder marked ‘Britain’s oldest non-female codgers’*

This is Britain’s oldest man (Anne’s merely second. GUTTED!).

Oldest codger

He’s Henry Allingham. Hello Henry.

 

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3 comments to “Britain’s oldest man turns 112 today. Rrrrrrappy birthday to you.”

  1. [...] Britain’s oldest man turns 112 today. Rrrrrrappy birthday to you. Britain’s oldest man turned 112 today. It’sa very happy occasion. Britain’s oldest man – pictured above – puts his longevity down to and-we-quote ’cigarettes, whisky and wild women’. Seriously… this is a family show. Oh-no-wait-sorry, … [...]

  2. We dated briefly. Oddly enough he hasn’t changed in 100 years!

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  3. Thqnk yoou for thhe auspijcious writeup. It iin facct was a amusement accoount it.

    Lookk advanced to ffar adrded agreeable from you!
    However, hhow could wee communicate?

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