Fag Hag Diary

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The Fag Hag got her diamante motif thong in a twist this week after coming across a copy of the Daily Mail in a dysentry-flooded sewer somewhere. They were ‘reporting’ on the inquest of Radio One DJ Kevin Greening last year and summed it up thusly: ‘DJ Died After Gay Bondage Session!’

Please, Miss, I have a question. Why do we need to know the bondage session was ‘gay’? In fact, what the cock does his sexuality have to do with his death at all? High Court judges and MPs seem to get trussed up like leather turkeys every Sunday in the papers but are these incidents reported as ‘Heterosexual Bondage Sessions’? Course not…

But naturally, the Mail has to imply that Kevin Greening’s death was somehow caused as a direct result of his being gay. Even the word ‘session’ somehow suggests there were dwarves, pygmies and Doberman Pinschers involved – when in fact the death occurred whilst he was just in bed with his long-term partner.

Thank god those nice balding men that work at the Mail would never indulge in anything so sordid. Nah, they just go to hookers behind their wives’ backs and give them gonorrhea. 

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