In the time-honoured tradition of time-honoured traditions, let’s play that game where we decide which of the new Big Brother gennelmen we’d bum first!

Big Brother 08 clan.

That’s the lot of ’em up there. Kinda squished, aren’t they?

Anyways, there now follows a rundown of the gennelmen from this year’s dolly Big Brother freaks we’d bum, starting with first choice and ending with, well, fourth choice and even that was scraping the barrel.

*insert drum roll please*

1) Okay, so we actually struggled with this one. It was a toss-up-quite-literally betwixt Dale and Rex, with our decision process going something like this… Both are handsome, but in quite different ways. Dale in a ‘I once modelled for JD Sport in a place called the Arndale Centre’ kind of way; Rex in a hot ginger-with-actually-very-nice-bone-structure kind of way. Also, Dale’s the bigger cock. In that he’s a cock. And Alex can cook. He also has a gay dad, which means it’s in the genes. *Tallies up in head* So Rex wins. Hooray! Here’s Rex:

Hot ginge.

2) Bearing in mind the above, Dale is second (this may change, people. We’re fickle like that, remember).

Total cock, but we'd do him.

Which now brings us to 3 and 4. Which is where we leap from Virgin Upper Class to Monarch. And at number 3………. it’s Luke, ladies ‘n’ gennelmen and others!! He’s hot if you like the Allen Bennett thing.

Ecky Bloody Thump.

And by no means last but last in our top four so therefore kinda last, it’s Mario! Now he’s hot if you like the Gina Davis chin thing.

Desperate Dan?

As for the others… well, you know.

But which one would you rather bum? No really, which? This is free, btw. We ain’t Ant ‘n’ Dec.

 

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10 comments to “In the time-honoured tradition of time-honoured traditions, let’s play that game where we decide which of the new Big Brother gennelmen we’d bum first!”

  1. I like how Rex has the same name as a dog.

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  2. Oh and who knew – the only gay they’ve got in there is a screaming, cartoon gay with northern hair in foundation and lipliner. Thanks for upholding the stereotype, Channel 4.

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  3. Controversially, I think the gay could be doable if he didn’t pluck his eyebrows, lost some weight and was able to dance to ‘Promise Me’.

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  4. I like Rex too. Though I’d happily bum Dale also.

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  5. who’s that desperate to bother with ANY of them?

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  6. Oh come on, play the game Channel 4, it’s fun. I’d bum the blind one.

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  7. I’d let the blind one bum me.

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  8. I hate to say it coz he’s a complete twat, but I’d bum Dale.
    Thanks.

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  9. Wot no albinos? Those rabbit pink eyes really do it for me.

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  10. Rex for me, ta. Much better cheek bones. That picture up there don’t do him justice.

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