That’s the lot of ’em up there. Kinda squished, aren’t they?
Anyways, there now follows a rundown of the gennelmen from this year’s dolly Big Brother freaks we’d bum, starting with first choice and ending with, well, fourth choice and even that was scraping the barrel.
*insert drum roll please*
1) Okay, so we actually struggled with this one. It was a toss-up-quite-literally betwixt Dale and Rex, with our decision process going something like this… Both are handsome, but in quite different ways. Dale in a ‘I once modelled for JD Sport in a place called the Arndale Centre’ kind of way; Rex in a hot ginger-with-actually-very-nice-bone-structure kind of way. Also, Dale’s the bigger cock. In that he’s a cock. And Alex can cook. He also has a gay dad, which means it’s in the genes. *Tallies up in head* So Rex wins. Hooray! Here’s Rex:
2) Bearing in mind the above, Dale is second (this may change, people. We’re fickle like that, remember).
Which now brings us to 3 and 4. Which is where we leap from Virgin Upper Class to Monarch. And at number 3………. it’s Luke, ladies ‘n’ gennelmen and others!! He’s hot if you like the Allen Bennett thing.
And by no means last but last in our top four so therefore kinda last, it’s Mario! Now he’s hot if you like the Gina Davis chin thing.
As for the others… well, you know.
But which one would you rather bum? No really, which? This is free, btw. We ain’t Ant ‘n’ Dec.