If you ever doubted that the baby Jesus loved you and loved you up real fine (long time), then the evidence held in this here bit of luxury kit will put those sleep-wrecking doubts to rest. For ’tis the iPhone, second generation as unveiled in God’s own San Francisco this very day (or yesterday maybe…)
The key features you need to know about are: it costs half the price at around £100 (you can even get it free now if you sign up for the £70-odd package), it comes in two sizes (8GB and 16GB, if that means anything) and the 16GB one comes in white if you want it.
Oh, and your Mariah Carey tunes will sound better due to what’s being called ‘vastly improved sound quality’.
Hooray for that! Out mid-July.