Madonna and Guy divorcing. Oh fuck a duck, etc.

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Apparently, Madonna and Guy are divorcing in like, real life. It’s official in an alleged fashion. No word of a lie. Cross our hearts and hope to die. Brownie’s honour. Etc. And Madonna’s hired Nicholas Mostyn, the gennelman who helped Paul McCartney fuck over Heather Mills (not literally. We don’t think). Why do we say this? Holy Moly said so…

 

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15 comments to “Madonna and Guy divorcing. Oh fuck a duck, etc.”

  1. I’ll believe it when it happens. Funnily enough.

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  2. Considering most of what Holy Moly says is utter bullshit, I’ll reserve comment for the moment.

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  3. Hmmmmm, not sure what my thoughts are on this. I’ll come back later.

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  4. What a pile of bollocks.

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  5. Good. Get rid of the twat, ma’am!

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  6. I’d bum Guy.

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  7. I’ve had him.

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  8. They said in the article indications are there was no prenup……I would beg to think that Madonna is a better business woman than wife and made sure he signed something before agreeing to marry after the birth of their child. And unlike Paul McCartney, who was a gentleman and didn’t have someone kill the one legged troll, I think Guy should be careful when he steps of the curb…..
    The article made me sad because it mentioned that one legged landmine Heather Moneygrubber McCartney. And I thought the money would just make her go away.

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  9. I’ve heard they’ve been sleeping in separate beds for years. Then again, that doesn’t really say anything – I imagine a lot of couples, if they had the room, would sleep in separate beds. I personally like to spread out in a bed, and another person just gets in the way.

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  10. Oh, well if it’s in Holy Moly…

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  11. Well, I hate to agree with Holy Moly, but Guy did mention this to me last night as he was laying me on the landing and entering me.

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  12. Oh Tequilla!
    *blushes*

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  13. oh excuse me, got Madonna on the phone, bye bye all lol

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  14. kylie is seeing Guy isn;t she?

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  15. it will go smooth, like Demi and Bruce. These two have too much class, to drag anything out. They will co-parent well together.

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