… and we came upon this story. It’s the craziest thing we ever heard. It’s about Agyness Deyn. You know, the supermodel who’s taken super out of supermodel.
Anyways, she was doing a spot of karaoke in London’s glittering East London and, apparently – now wait for this, this is just OUT OF CONTROL – Agy pouted (not hard, it’s kinda her job), pushed her tits together (arguably harder), and sang ‘A Whole New World’. Do you get it? IT’S ‘CAUSE SHE WAS DOING AN IMPRESSION OF KATIE PRICE! Rumour has it the whole room was in stitches.
Oh what a hoot. You guys are just the cutest.
Do you think Agyness’s middle name is ‘Crazy’?