Mmmmmmmm, we like what you’ve done with your hair.
Cock Gok Wan would probably say it’s fierce.
Nicky Hambleton Jones (or NHJ, as they’re trying to rebrand her. People, forcing an acronym on us will not magically give her a personality. She’s still the human equivalent of a new potato) would probaly say it’s fierce.
Any random gay fashion expert (we’ll be the judge of that) on the Lorraine Kelly show would probably say it’s fierce. Then trot off to Chariot’s Roman Spa to get bummed.
Trinny and Susannah would prolly want a tit-wank.
And c) and d).
Oh, that’s right, there was something else. Looks like Amy’s not doing the Bond theme after all, and Leona Lewis is doing it. We’re glad of that, ’cause Amy’s now officially crossed the line into loser territory. It’s not a place from whence one can’t redeem oneself so, you know, get a grip, have a bath with Kiehl’s produce, ditch the twatty mates, stop calling people faggots, learn how to hold a note again, count to ten, etc and maybe blah, et voila.