Chris Martin storms out of interview SHOCK *wafts self with fan, in Dangerous Liaisons-esque manner*

Mr Paltrow.

So Chris Martin off-of Gwyneth Paltrow (he loves that. Seriously. LOVES. IT) stormed out of an interview with Radio 4  today (you just know they didn’t ask whether he takes it up the arse or not) after the interviewer asked – are you sitting down? No really. This is just… crossing the line – what the inspiration behind his new album is.

Now we know what you’re thinking – you too would walk out if asked such a fucking lame question (we only ask such questions ourselves when forced to by the PR) – but the reason Chris gave (at least he gave a reason. Nice polite boy. NB Excessive use of brackets in this story noted) was that he doesn’t, and-we-quote, ‘like talking about things’.

Shame he likes singing about things.

Minor segue – so one of us lot (we’re not allowed to say. Okay, we will. Oh best not. Oh… no, can’t. Oh-oh-oh, etc) had dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow last week. And we’re verily happy to report she is quite frankly the biggest hoot ever. Funny, naughty, witty, charming and freakin’ sexy. True story.

The end.  

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4 comments to “Chris Martin storms out of interview SHOCK *wafts self with fan, in Dangerous Liaisons-esque manner*”

  1. Ooh, look at you and your fancy dinners.

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  2. More importantly, what did she eat?

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  3. He’s got very boggly eyes in that picture.

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  4. Wow, gay much?

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