So Chris Martin off-of Gwyneth Paltrow (he loves that. Seriously. LOVES. IT) stormed out of an interview with Radio 4 today (you just know they didn’t ask whether he takes it up the arse or not) after the interviewer asked – are you sitting down? No really. This is just… crossing the line – what the inspiration behind his new album is.
Now we know what you’re thinking – you too would walk out if asked such a fucking lame question (we only ask such questions ourselves when forced to by the PR) – but the reason Chris gave (at least he gave a reason. Nice polite boy. NB Excessive use of brackets in this story noted) was that he doesn’t, and-we-quote, ‘like talking about things’.
Shame he likes singing about things.
Minor segue – so one of us lot (we’re not allowed to say. Okay, we will. Oh best not. Oh… no, can’t. Oh-oh-oh, etc) had dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow last week. And we’re verily happy to report she is quite frankly the biggest hoot ever. Funny, naughty, witty, charming and freakin’ sexy. True story.