Now, we’re not ones for huge club dates but there was no missing Saturday’s Hustlaball down at London’s glittering Area in Vauxhall.
First person we ran into was Aiden Shaw, who made us cross the beams at the urinal (how surprising to see that world-famous knobbage in a non-working scenario!).
Then it was up to the backstage bit where we mixed and mingled with the trannies and sex performers as they limbered up (white revealing wrestlers’ all-in-ones, very nice). And who should we see in there but one Francois Sagat! Lovely looking fella only much shorter than we were expecting.
Chi-Chi LaRue was playing some very retro records on the dancefloor, while at Susie Kruegar’s next-door thing there were some very up-for-it go-gos, erm, let’s just say being very generous with themselves. Now that’s what we call a night out.