AussieBums not gay enough for you? Breathe. There’s some even gayer Aussie swims on the market!

What year is this?

They’re called 2Eros, and the logo is – wait for it – 2 zeros interlocked. So it’s Zeros but it has the word Eros in it. Meaning sexy. Oh, and the number 2. Honestly, have the world’s top scientists stopped working on finding a cure for GRID to focus on coming up with real snappy names for skimpy swimmers? 

They come in a ‘variety’ of styles (all tight, all right up your arse, all very low on the hip) and colours and are not quite available yet (silly, considering it’s summer in most gay-friendly parts of the world) and, according to Sydney-based ‘designer’ Jason Hoeung, ‘the Zero brand is to encourage our customers to be confident in their body by accentuating their assets’.

But what if you have a small cock and a flat arse, Jason? Hadn’t thought of that, had you? See what other ‘styles’ are available here.

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4 comments to “AussieBums not gay enough for you? Breathe. There’s some even gayer Aussie swims on the market!”

  1. Yum.

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  2. What year is it again?

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  3. I hate it when stomachs go like that.It’s real ugly.

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  4. WOW… striking! it works

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