They’re called 2Eros, and the logo is – wait for it – 2 zeros interlocked. So it’s Zeros but it has the word Eros in it. Meaning sexy. Oh, and the number 2. Honestly, have the world’s top scientists stopped working on finding a cure for GRID to focus on coming up with real snappy names for skimpy swimmers?
They come in a ‘variety’ of styles (all tight, all right up your arse, all very low on the hip) and colours and are not quite available yet (silly, considering it’s summer in most gay-friendly parts of the world) and, according to Sydney-based ‘designer’ Jason Hoeung, ‘the Zero brand is to encourage our customers to be confident in their body by accentuating their assets’.
But what if you have a small cock and a flat arse, Jason? Hadn’t thought of that, had you? See what other ‘styles’ are available here.