Which famous-we-would-bum lives in a house like this dot-dot-dot?

Er, lights?

It’s very ‘citing. Here are some clues:

– We’d bum him.

– Others would too.

– He’s a male gennelman, with dirty blond hair. Mmmm, dirty.

– He was once upon a time bumming Reese Witherspoon.

– He’s called Ryan Phillippe.

Get it yet? Hard, we know.

If you’re still struggling, you’ll find some pictures (topless, natch) of Ryan Phillippe after le jump. Then you’ll also find some other pictures of his new gaff in the Hollywood Hills. FYI. It cost ‘im $7.175 million, has five bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, a Koi pond and a, and-we-quote, ‘overwhelming Zen presence’. Break it to us like that, why don’t you…

Helloooooooo down there....! Oooh, I'm knackered me... That's reclaimed brick and everything. No diving! For bumming. Er, stairs.

If you’d like to take a more extensive tour of Ryan Phillippe’s new house, go ‘ere.


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2 comments to “Which famous-we-would-bum lives in a house like this dot-dot-dot?”

  1. Zen = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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  2. I don’t need a more extensive tour – I am shacked up with him.

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