Stephen Green, notorious God-botherer slash gay-hater, is facing bankruptcy. Ou se trouve the Karma?

Haven't we seen you down Chariots?

Hello.

Let’s have… a political moment.

Stephen Green – the national director of Christian Voice, and hater of bumming, and strikingly similar to someone we saw down Chariot’s Roman Spa only the other day – is facing bankruptcy after his blasphemy case against the BBC and Jerry Springer the Opera failed. Stephen got all in a huff because Jerry Springer the Opera depicted the baby Cheeses as a nappy-wearing sexual deviant and a little bit gay and said he was born because the condom split.

Riddle us this, Stevie – can you prove to us that Jesus didn’t wear a nappy and wasn’t a little bit gay? We rest our case, m’lord.

The blasphemy case was brought against Jonathan Thoday, producer of JS the O, and Director General of the BBC Mark Thompson – because he deigned it appropriate to broadcast the show on BBC2. But his case failed, and Stephen’s now been ordered to pay full court costs.

GUTTED. 

*flicks through the works of Christopher Hitchens to find something terribly witty to say against retarded religious folk; decides not to bother, seeing as we’re preaching to the converted anyroad*

Anyways, can we also add a philosophical note to the proceedings – seeing as religion is man-made, can there be such a thing as blasphemy towards fiction?

Just a thought.

*head starts to hurt; averts attention to pictures of cock*

The end.

Oh ps. So convinced is Stephen that he’s in the right (honey, God is on his side!), that he’s set up a petition to get these costs of which we speak waived. Something to do with human rights. Something a lot of people of Stephen Green’s ilk have paid little attention to over the years.

Pps. There’s more on this story here. But be warned – it’s a *whispers* Christian site. You may come away with a penchant for orthopaedic shoes, greige knits and an irritating tic. 

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8 comments to “Stephen Green, notorious God-botherer slash gay-hater, is facing bankruptcy. Ou se trouve the Karma?”

  1. Hahahahahaha! Karma indeed.

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  2. Wow, me me me – you gone all philosophical on our arses. I didn’t expect to think this hard before lunch… But very well said.

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  3. I’d bum Stephen Green.

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  4. Seriously, some people really get the hump about the most unimportant things, don’t they? Choose your battles, Stephen… And go get bummed. Take Pilar up on his kind offer…

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  5. That’s very Christian of you, Pilar!

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  6. I just think all his pent-up anger and frustration would vanish after a quick one with me in the toilet at Trash Palace.

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  7. Well, it looks like there is a God. And she’s pissed, hence making this cretinous hobbit jump on board the karmic express.

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  8. Am I the only one who’s egging him on to withold those names in the hope that the odious little p***k goes to prison?

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