‘I’m sorry. I want a divorce.’*

:-(

*That’s apparently what Madonna said to her allegedly-not-for-much-longer-husband, Guy Ritchie.

Do we think it’s a matter for the police?

Talking of which, let’s look at some hot bloke’s arse…

Peachy.

*reaches for a (fluffy white) towel*

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5 comments to “‘I’m sorry. I want a divorce.’*”

  1. Now that is quite an arse.

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  2. Oh dear What a complete surprise. What a shock. How sad. How convenient it is happening after the adoption was finalized and the judge said they were stable parents…….
    Speaking of Sorry In the immortal words of Madonna:
    You’re not half the man you think you are
    Save your words because you’ve gone too far
    I’ve listened to your lies and all your stories (Listen to your stories)
    You’re not half the man you’d like to be

    I don’t wanna hear, I don’t wanna know
    Please don’t say you’re sorry
    I’ve heard it all before
    And I can take care of myself
    I don’t wanna hear, I don’t wanna know
    Please don’t say ‘Forgive me’
    I’ve seen it all before
    And I can’t take it anymore

    Don’t explain yourself ’cause talk is cheap
    There’s more important things than hearing you speak
    You stayed because I made it so convenient
    Don’t explain yourself, you’ll never see

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  3. What shit lyrics! Talk about ‘sixth form poetry’…

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  4. I want that arse & I want it now !!! Incroyable, Sir …

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  5. That is quite the superior posterior.

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