How retarded do the people behind X Factor really think we are?

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Retarded enough to think that we believe every stupid story about the judges bickering behind the scenes, evidently. It’s a yearly event: before the show has started, as part of their marketing campaign to get us interested, the judges are routinely ‘at each other’s throats’. ‘According to sources’. For ‘sources’ read ‘the X Factor press office work experience’.

There’s usually a misogynist spin to the whole thing (because women really don’t like each other and can’t wait to put each other down at every opportunity), which this year is taking the form of the tension between Dannii and Cheryl off-of Girls Aloud already reaching a ‘dangerous level’. 

Simon is apparently smitten with Cherly and is calling her the new Cilla Black (what, deluded and can’t speak properly?) and Dannii is feeling ‘increasingly isolated’.

*Stifles yawn. Goes back to videos of kittens*

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4 comments to “How retarded do the people behind X Factor really think we are?”

  1. Oh, that is so true. I hate it every year there’s some ‘Oh, Sharon’s fallen out with Louis’s fallen out with Dannii’s fallen out with…’ Oh fuck off. Shit show past its sell-by.

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  2. What a bunch of fuck-wits anyway. Where are all the witty, urbane people on TV? Why is Cheryl what we want to see?

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  3. Loving Cheryl is my guilty pleasure.

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  4. Why is that person from Legs Awide trying to show her fanny in that picture? Did they run out of material? There are gays in the room – it’s just not manners.

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