Oh, look! New Beckham pants pics. Can the bulge get any more ridiculous?

Butter or marge on that?

With balls apparently the size of spacehoppers (funny how they never show up when he’s wearing thin, clingy nylon shorts on the pitch, innit? In those pictures his penage is so puny it doesn’t even lay to one side, but sticks right out in front), new Armani pictures have been released showing Beckham wearing gay pants.

We reckon they’re using that old trick they used to use on underwear models in your mum’s catalogue: wrap their bits in a slice of white bread to remove ‘contouring’. That thin slice of Nimble from this shoot is probably on eBay right now, if we know those gay stylists and their pranks.

Anyways, jump the jump and see another shot…

Lying back and thinking of England. He does it quite a bit, you know.

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2 comments to “Oh, look! New Beckham pants pics. Can the bulge get any more ridiculous?”

  1. Oh, enough already. He’s starting to look rancid anyways.

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