So, the one on the left is Alex Rodriguez off-of the Yankees (that means nothing to us *someone in the orifice explains* That means nothing to us). And the one on the right is Madonna.
So, US Weekly reports that the one on the left has been seen frequenting the one on the right’s New Yorkie Bar apartment on Central Park West. You know, whilst hubbster Guy’s in London’s glittering London.
We went round to a non-male’s apartment once, and bummed into next week. The woman is still non-the-wiser.
So we don’t have to spell it out what US Weekly hopes its readers will infer from just such a story. They ain’t saying it out right in case they get a slapped wrist; they’re just reporting the fact that the one on the left has been seen deep withinside the one on the right’s apartment building.
Some things you may like to make a note of, apropos the above:
– Alex Rodriguez is not, we repeat not, hot. Oh that rhymes.
He does, however, have rather big tits, as can be seen being fondled by rather an old gennelman after the break…