The Fag Hag was delighted to see Liz ‘wear the pants in the house because someone’s got to, honey’ Taylor being paraded out in her Versace wheelchair to celebrate the legalisation of gay marriage in California.
Firstly hurrah California! Secondly, what took you so fucking long? But mostly hurrah Liz!
Can I tell you why I love that woman? Not just because she still wears baby pink at 76…
Not just because she realises that men come and go but a diamond lasts forever. But because she pisses from a great height on the lazy myth that gay men only idolise women if they’re tragic victims.
Not just because she realises that men come and go but a diamond lasts forever. But because she pisses from a great height on the lazy myth that gay men only idolise women if they’re tragic victims.That woman’s had diabetes, congestive heart failure, two hip replacements and a brain tumour. She’s seen four of her ex husbands die in her lifetime. She’s swallowed about three entire distilleries and enough painkillers to keep a hospice going for a lifetime. But that bitch just won’t quit.
No candle in the wind or wandering into the Atlantic in a Kaftan for Liz – she just keeps on going whatever crap gets chucked at her. ‘I’ve been through it all baby, I’m mother courage,’ announced Liz once.
Listen and learn Winehouse…