What could be better after a home-cooked meal than cleaning your teggies with some dentist-recommended (NOT!) bacon flavoured floss? Well, we presume it ain’t dentist-recommended, what with it having the whiff of dead pig to it and what with dead pig not being, say, Arm & Hammer’s active ingredient ‘n’ all.
The people that create this strange substance also do, par example, bacon flavoured mints as well as garlic flavoured mints as well as ‘death mints’. Sssss’nice.
a) We get it as novelty giftage. If you’re seven and/or special needs.
b) What sort of skank – not covered by the categories mentioned above – would want their pegs to have a dirty, processed meat aroma?
Oooh, random thought. This must be the market they’re going for…