Want your ex back? Threatening to release a sex tape will work every time

The happy couple Pig-dog Brita filter Spears has apparently taken back dog-pig Adnan Ghalib. Yes the one that threatened to release a secret sex tape of the pair roley-poleying around *suffers sickness and diarrhoea at the mere thought of it*. And they say romance is dead.

The parasitic pair split up earlier this year when Britters lost her marbles and went into a psycho psychiatric ward to find them again. Since then she’s been seen frolicking on a beach and has been granted more time with her kiddiwinks. Adnan on the other hand, hasn’t had such a peachy time, having allegedly been stabbed (yes, stabbed) by an angry Britney fan!

He said of the attack, ‘I can’t say much about the cowardly attack other than: a) you better come a lot stronger than that if you want to make a point and b) most will be surprised by those behind it.’

Whaa? Stronger than being stabbed? What do you suggest? Hand grenade? Sawn-off shot-gun? Nunchucks?

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One comment to “Want your ex back? Threatening to release a sex tape will work every time”

  1. Nunchucks. What a lovely name.

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