Fag Hag Diary

Sorry, innit?

Friday

The Fag Hag’s Chloe Bay bag was accused of assault yesterday. Well, accidental damage rather than assault to be more specific (I know my rights!). And the assault wasn’t perpetrated on a personage but rather a car. There I was walking through London’s glittering village of Cunt-landia aka Chelsea, listening to Barbra and Donna sing ‘Enough is Enough’ when my Chloe Bay knocked against some stray car. ‘Oiii!’ I heard vaguely, too wrapped up in ‘Eeeeets Rayyyning, Eeeets Pouring’ to pay much attention.‘Oii!’ I heard again and wondered vaguely whether some Primark-frequenting ladies had wandered off piste into SW3. ‘Fucking bitch!’ Now I knew that could only be directed at me so I turned round to face my opponent – an angry black lady ill-advisedly wearing cycling shorts…
‘Can I help?’ I smiled with sickening insincerity. ‘You just shoved my car with that bag!’ she hissed. I lowered my Ray Bans. ‘The Chloe Bay you mean?’ She snarled at me, ‘Whatever it fucking is. It scratched my car. Now be more careful. Innit’.

I looked at her with mock horror and clasped my hand over my mouth. ‘Oh my god. I had no idea. My bag touched your car? …That’s just… terrible. Awful. Can you ever forgive me?’ She looked at me suspiciously. ‘Yeah..OK, whatever’. And I went on my way, knife crime avoided. Cowardice – it’s SO hot right now.

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6 comments to “Fag Hag Diary”

  1. I love the ill-advised cycling shorts. Hilarious.

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  2. You should have thanked her for bringing it to your attention, told her the bag was worth more than her car and asked for her details so you could put a claim in for damages.

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  4. You write terribly. Cheap, nasty, pathetic, infantile writing more suitable for a blog than being printed. You’ve found your niche here. Oh and I see you write all your own comments too. Figures. Even your name is condescending and ‘low.’ A site to be avoided and never to return to.

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  5. Oooooooooooooooooh, Carmen’s got the hump… She’ll obviously be back tomorrow.

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  6. Exqueeze me? I am a Nolan Sister. I never met this Fag Hag person. I write all my own comments, with the aid of my muscular 18 y/o houseboy.

    Ackcheloi, he doesn’t help me write, he hinders the process, like totally, but it’s all fun xx

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