Hello, Jeremy Edwards formerly off-of kind of famous. Walk this way, please.

From non-bummable to bummable. S'a miracle.

So Jeremy Edwards – someone who we used to confuse with Hotty McHot homo Jeremy Sheffield. Not because they look similar but because they’re both off-of the telly and both did something medical-related (Casualty or Holby City or City Hospital with Nadia Sawalha) and both are the mens – had a few too many pies. So many, in fact, that we didn’t want to bum him any more.

Then Mens Health came a-knocky-knocking. You know, the magazine for fatties who want to be non-fatties but can’t be arsed doing anything about it. They said*, ‘Jezza, take a look at yourself, will you? What would the baby G say?’ And we all know what the baby G would say – ‘Jezza, you’re a fucking mess, God only loves pretty people, sort it.’

And sort it he did. Using the tried ‘n’ tested Mens Health method, which involves taking before and after pictures and putting them in a magazine.

It’s all very exciting, and hopefully you’ll now go buy Mens Health magazine.

*Not verbatim.

ps. This is what Jezza Sheffield looks like. In case you’ve forgotten.

Come to poppa.

*touches self*

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9 comments to “Hello, Jeremy Edwards formerly off-of kind of famous. Walk this way, please.”

  1. HRH appreciates self-gratification….It helps so much in the afterlife…

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  2. I wouldn’t mind being the ham in a Jeremy sandwich. Sheffield on top, mind.

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  3. I love both, but I once saw (and followed) Jeremy Sheffield walking down Beak Street. He was wearing jeans that were too short and he was whistling to himself. It made me love him even more.

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  4. I sort of almost had a moment with Jeremy Sheffield. Well, it was a moment, but as to the gravity of that moment, I’m still working it out.

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  5. I ALSO had a moment with Jeremy Sheffeild in a diner in the city and he spoke to me. He said ‘I’ll have the lamb, and can you get us some still waters too.

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  6. Dont believe these pics. I used to work at a similar magazine where we would just photoshop fat bodies on model faces to make them look worse than they were similar. the entire “diet, exercise, relaunch” period lasted around 2 hours in a photoshoot in Hoxton.

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  7. he also looks about 10 years older in the 2nd pic – did it take that long in the gym?

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  8. Tequilla, did you white wee into the still waters? And just put it down to the flouride?

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  9. I don’t mind the ‘fatty’ version, myself …

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