So Jeremy Edwards – someone who we used to confuse with Hotty McHot homo Jeremy Sheffield. Not because they look similar but because they’re both off-of the telly and both did something medical-related (Casualty or Holby City or City Hospital with Nadia Sawalha) and both are the mens – had a few too many pies. So many, in fact, that we didn’t want to bum him any more.
Then Mens Health came a-knocky-knocking. You know, the magazine for fatties who want to be non-fatties but can’t be arsed doing anything about it. They said*, ‘Jezza, take a look at yourself, will you? What would the baby G say?’ And we all know what the baby G would say – ‘Jezza, you’re a fucking mess, God only loves pretty people, sort it.’
And sort it he did. Using the tried ‘n’ tested Mens Health method, which involves taking before and after pictures and putting them in a magazine.
It’s all very exciting, and hopefully you’ll now go buy Mens Health magazine.
ps. This is what Jezza Sheffield looks like. In case you’ve forgotten.