Tom Cruise in back-fat shock. What next? Brad Pitt in moob alert?

Lumpen

Judging by this picture taken after a trot round the hills with wifey Katie ‘what have I done?’ Holmes, it would appear Tom’s mid-life crisis is now manifesting itself in the form squish and lumpen-ness, aka back-fat.

Yes, in between ‘fathering’ children and talking God or lizards or something, little Tom ‘thumb’ Cruise has apparently been having a good feed and revealed his growing girth during a quick change in a car park. Tom et al had just returned from a good old sesh of American luvin’ at a 4th July parade, where according the the Daily Mail ‘Suri wowed onlookers with an American flag headband’.

a. Don’t people usually get arrested for being wowed by four year-olds?
b. Being ‘wowed’ by an American flag headband? Honey…

And c. and d.

Fin.

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2 comments to “Tom Cruise in back-fat shock. What next? Brad Pitt in moob alert?”

  1. AND a fat arse. Icks.

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  2. I like his trouser bum sandwich.

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