Considering he has painted-on hair, Francois doesn’t ‘alf get a lot of work…

And it’s strange work, n’est-ce pas? (We did that ’cause Francois Sagat is a Frenchie. True story.)

Question (said in Frenchie accent): Has he bummed himself to death?

So anyways plural, this is him appearing in a magazine that we’ve never heard of, Wad, which is all about ‘urban fashion and culture’. Well, there was a gap in the market…

There’s another one after the jump. By which we mean picture. Might make your eyes go a bit funny, mind.