No, he doesn’t HAVE the biggest tool, he IS the biggest tool, as in idiot, as in numpty, as in twat.
Now, we for one don’t happen to agree. There are far more worthy wearers of this thorny crown than Mr. Katie Price. Boris Johnson for example, or maybe Nick ‘BNP’ Griffin and what about Barry Scott? ‘Bang and the dirt is gone’? Fuck off.
The top ten in the poll which was conducted by POWER8workshop – some drill company or other, included Dean Gaffney, of Eastenders/shagging around fame, Paul ‘she was like a sister’ Burrell and Darren Day. The less said about the latter, the better.
Who do you think woulda coulda shoulda made your top tools?