Oh gawwwwwwwwwwwwd, we hate both of ourselves in this picture…

Apparentlies, swimming's good for you.

We just can’t seem to get our BMI to government recommended levels, weight watchers… We’re even thinking it could be a matter for the police.

Oh but life goes on. And Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte – off-of swimming to an Olympic standard – have stripped for the latest ish of Mens Journal in the States of Americaland. Now apparently, rumour has it the Olympics start dead soon and this could be the reason they have done this. Others beg to differ.

Wanna see ‘nother one? They’re touching each other in this one and everything.

Eugh, get off me you bummer!

*has a fiddle*

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6 comments to “Oh gawwwwwwwwwwwwd, we hate both of ourselves in this picture…”

  1. Okay, so I go swimming every day (okay, not every day. I try for once a week, it doesn’t always happen), and I don’t have a body like this. For why?

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  2. Cindy, honey – you actually have to swim, not just lean onto the side watching men in speedos.

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  3. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… I covet that V thing around the belly.

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  4. Buy one.

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  5. I daresay that’s what’s known as a swimmer’s body. I’ll take me two!

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  6. Am I more annoyed that I don’t have a body like that or am I more turned on. Or both?

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