Hell. O.

This gennelman here doesn’t quite know it yet, but he’s our new boyfriend. There may be a slight issue in the fact that we have no idea who he is, but often that helps. Easier not to get involved. Complicated-age, you know?
Oh but back-track… we do know a little about him. He plays for some team in Italy. Football we think. Which means he’s prolly a footballer, and might even be Italian though not necessarily.
He also has some rather hot team mates. And you know Dolce & Gabbana? Yes, they. Anyways, seeing as they have quite an eye for the mens, ’specially bummable ones, they’ve decided to design some frocks for these sporting gents and c) and d). In a nutty shell, D&G have called it their GYM collection, in-brackets Milan Beach Soccer.
What this really boils down to is that after break-age, there are more pics of hot gennelmen in teeny-tiny pants. Hooray!







*multiple white wees*
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- This month’s Attitude, in three covers.
- Gerard Butler, take those ridiculous shorts off immediately!
- A fine example of why underwear models should keep their mouths shut. When it comes to talking, that is.
- Saturation point? Now we’re drowning in Dannii…
- This is the guy playing Boy George in a new bio pic. So they’re going for realism




J’adore. All it’s lacking is a splash of colour.
My favourites are the first and the last. Quite a spit-roast in-between, mind you….
Ooh, number one is freaking sexy indeed. Bit short, though. Never mind. I’ll get over it. By which I mean I’ll come over it.
Melikes the last one. A lot. A helluva lot.
Someone hand me a napkin.
*frantically books lipo*
Hold me down and submit me to ’surprise sex’ all of you.
j’adore schmelly balls
Picture number two. The threesome I’ll be seeking this weekend. Just in case anyone’s free.