Dear smelly watchers,
John Galliano’s releasing one. By which we mean a smelly.
The details are thus:
Release: 28th September
Olfactory things: Rose, lavender, bergamot, violet and amber.
Sex: Apart from yes please, ‘Female’. Not that that’ll stop anyone.
Ou se trouve: Harrods :-(
ps: The bottle’s gonna look like a pink Galliano gown, the eau de parfum’ll be available in three different sizes, and there’ll also be a shower cream, body lotion and body scrub-a-dub-dub,-three-men-in-a-tub.
*pps: We’re aware that isn’t a pink bottle resembling a Galliano gown up there; it is, however, Jake Gyllenhaal with his top off. And Jake sounds like John.