Which numpty would have a crummy tattoo like this?

Wonder if he can read it!

It reads ‘Just enough education to perform’, which is not only apt but also the title of an album by popular rock group the Stereophonics. It looks like it’s bursting through his skin. And it’s U-G-L-Y, it don’t need no alibi, it’s ugly.

And it’s how Wayne Rooney, off-of football and Coleen – and just off-of honeymoon, chooses to express himself.

Just say no kids. And don’t think you can get it all lasered off when you change your mind because a). it ain’t cheap b). it ain’t pain-free and c). it certainly ain’t pretty, leaving behind a big white patch that won’t even suntan.

So, what album title would you have tattooed on your inner forearm? We’re going for Love To Love You Baby or maybe Diana Ross Greatest Hits Volume 2. 

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7 comments to “Which numpty would have a crummy tattoo like this?”

  1. I’m going for The Kick Inside.

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  2. Issues and Tissues, Charlotte Church. Or is it Tissues and Issues?

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  3. Now That’s What I Call Music 54.

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  4. The Best Air Guitar Music in the World, Ever.

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  5. Anything that comes free in the Sunday Express. By which I want it to read ‘Anything that comes free in the Sunday Express’.

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  6. *leaving behind a big white patch that won’t even suntan*
    ha ha ha ha ha….shouldn’t be too great a concern for Wayne and his absence of any natural pigmentation.

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  7. Fatherfucker by Peaches.

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